Plenty of people do plenty of things in the name of youth and, presumably, beauty. Facelifts, chemical peels, boob jobs, chopping off a toe or two, okay, fine. Even I use anti-wrinkle cream...though mostly on my hands, because I keep forgetting to buy hand cream.
|I have the youngest hands you've ever seen. -- Raphael Quinet|
I recently learned about something called “placenta serum.” It's made from the placentae of sheep. No one's telling us how.
|But I think I have an idea. -- warrenski|
If you rub it on your skin, you'll be sixteen forever. Nutrients, you see. And proteins. Anti-oxidants. Placenta.
You know it works, because ancient mumble mumble secret mumble mumble Romans.
The purpose of placentae is to help those little bitty baby sheep get older, but they'd like to shut me up for saying things like that.