Allow me to share with you my love of mustaches.
Not to give you the wrong impression -- I'm not saying that I find mustaches sexually attractive (I don't), or that I'm thinking of throwing out the wax and growing my own proud mustache in all its glory (I'm not). But I do have an aesthetic appreciation for a good, solid mustache.
I don't mean your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, look-at-me-I've-got-some-hair-on-my-lip sort of mustache. I mean your holy-sh*t-look-at-that-guy sort of mustache. The sort of mustache that wins awards, man. The sort of mustache that says, "If you're going to go, you might as well go all out."
Here today, for your viewing pleasure, are some mustaches I'd like to honor:
I don't really know what's going on with that mustache. Has he got it tucked into his hat? He has, hasn't he? Why, God, why?
|Looks Like You Used Hot Curlers on That Mustache -- Pattanaik|
The best part about this mustache is, you know he wears it every day.
|I Am the Spider King Mustache -- Stephanie Watson|
|Starburst Mustache pictured with I Have Initials Goatee -- Ryan McFarland|
|Grab My Handlebars, Baby Mustache -- Seanstayte|
And finally, my favorite...
|I Have WIIIIIIIINGS!!! Mustache -- Markus Mindaugus Urban|
Happy Monday, folks. I hope that was as good for you as it was for me.