Now with more profanity!
Not just you and there is one that looks even more like a penis,in fact, it looks exactly like a penis. Poor thing!
We don't have to feel sorry for it, it's not as if it's sentient.
I collect mushrooms. Not penises. I am too old.
Well, I'm still collecting penises but I like mushrooms, too.
YES! I also want to mee thte person who collects mushrooms... ^^^