Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Not Quite Wordless Wednesday: A Soulless Scream of Despair

Today, whilst looking for some photos for another blog post, I searched Google Images for "things with buttons." I got this:

What the fuck is this thing? And what does it have to do with buttons?

16 comments:

  1. It's a Fiji mermaid. It's a hoax animal...like a jackalope only creepier.

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    1. The Jackalope? We see them all the time down here in New Mexico. The aliens down in Roswell like to chase them through the desert.

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    2. Oh, so THAT'S what the aliens are chasing through the desert!

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    1. NO YOU DON'T THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FREAKISHLY SAD PLEAS FOR ATTENTION.

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    2. NO IT ISN'T

      there is a touristy shop place here that has like 3 or 4 of them in there and I'VE SEEN EM. I'VE SEEN THESE. they aren't real.

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    3. Do they come to life at night and prey on small pets? I would not be surprised.

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    4. THE POINT IS I WASN'T LYING AND I'M NOT FREAKISHLY IN NEED OF ATTENTION

      I don't know bout that. gonna go with "no"

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    5. I think you should set up some nanny cams. I want proof.

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  3. Hmm. Looks like Lou and Paulie are both right: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_mermaid

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    1. You guys are such good little researchers. I'm so proud. *sniff*

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    2. But... the buttons, dude. What about the buttons?

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    3. Our guess was that's a reference to its big freakin' belly button.

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