Now with more profanity!
It's a Fiji mermaid. It's a hoax animal...like a jackalope only creepier.
The Jackalope? We see them all the time down here in New Mexico. The aliens down in Roswell like to chase them through the desert.
Oh, so THAT'S what the aliens are chasing through the desert!
we have these in seattle
Hush, you do not.
YES WE DO I'VE SEEN EM
NO YOU DON'T THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FREAKISHLY SAD PLEAS FOR ATTENTION.
NO IT ISN'Tthere is a touristy shop place here that has like 3 or 4 of them in there and I'VE SEEN EM. I'VE SEEN THESE. they aren't real.
Do they come to life at night and prey on small pets? I would not be surprised.
THE POINT IS I WASN'T LYING AND I'M NOT FREAKISHLY IN NEED OF ATTENTIONI don't know bout that. gonna go with "no"
I think you should set up some nanny cams. I want proof.
Hmm. Looks like Lou and Paulie are both right: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiji_mermaid
You guys are such good little researchers. I'm so proud. *sniff*
But... the buttons, dude. What about the buttons?
Our guess was that's a reference to its big freakin' belly button.