I couldn’t come up with a topic for U, so I googled “words
that start with U” and wouldn’t you know it, I found two. I’m pretty sure there’s no one out there who
hasn’t wanted to reach out and slap the stupid out of someone’s face just for
being nasty.
I’m personally avoiding several people, some of whom are
related to me, because their unpleasantness is just too much to be borne. When
I was living with my aunts, one of them threw a laundry basket full of towels
at me because I’d washed the towels, and I’d folded the towels, but, crucially,
I hadn’t
put the towels away. Later, when the aunts and I went to buy paint for my
new house, and the paint boy at Lowe’s (who was kinda hot) was telling us that
we should probably buy multiple paint pans, so as not to mix up the paints, she
glared at him and said, in the snottiest voice you ever heard, “I know not to mix up the paints, I’m not stupid.” At some point later than that,
I’m told (I wasn’t there), she threw a screaming temper tantrum in the middle
of Mall-Wart because she went to put her purse back over her shoulder and got
it caught on the bottom of her jacket.
It’s moments like these that you wished you lived in the
Middle Ages, because you could probably get away with beating the crap out of
someone who deserved it. You probably wouldn’t even have to do it secretly.
Hell, in some areas you could straight up kill a dude if you were willing to pay off his family. Not
that I’m advocating killing anyone, but some people could use a good slap.
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I just can't understand rude and nasty people. I worked in shops for years and some days it was almost impossible to keep smiling by the end of the day. It's all just so unnecessary.
ReplyDeletecoffintreehill.tumblr.com
I broke down in tears more than once when I was working retail. It just sucks the hope right out of your life.
DeleteAs someone who's worked in customer service, that is so true. It's exhausting mentally.
DeleteOr a high five...in the face...with a chair. I'm a nice person, really!
ReplyDeleteSo since you've already received a bajillion (I'm an English student; I get to make up words) nominations for The Leibster how about a nomination for A Very Inspiring Blogger? Well, regardless of whether you want it or not, I'm giving it to you. You can throw it at me through cyber space if you want, but you do inspire me to speak my mind so just take it and like it would you?!
http://brandysbustlings.blogspot.ca/2013/04/another-award-very-inspiring-blogger.html
Okay! Wow I'm glad I've inspired you! Awww! *sniff* Thanks! *sniff*
DeleteI'm a firm believer in the theory that what some people need is a good boot to the backside.
ReplyDeleteWhere'd I leave my ass-kickin' boot?
DeleteI'm going to start carrying a brick in my purse.
ReplyDeleteYou could use it to deter muggers. "Gimme your money!" *WHACK*
DeleteLOL - then the practice would spread, and eventually we'd see some newscast "sweet, old church lady killed a thieving thug with her purse.." - this would be glorious!
Delete;-D
~PolishSpring
I'd buy that old lady a beer. Or something.
DeleteWe were in a medieval church in Prague that had a 600 year old severed hand hanging in the doorway to remind people what happens when you steal. I'll bet he (the handless guy) would swap time continuum with you.
ReplyDeleteRhonda @Laugh-Quotes.com
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww I think I missed that church. I definitely don't remember any severed-hand churches in Prague.
DeleteWhat's that popular saying going around? Some people just need a high 5. In the face. With a chair.
ReplyDeleteYep, that's the one.
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